Theme overload!

I've been to enough Disney parks to note how theming can be done well (like, say, the Indiana Jones ride, with creative things to look at while you're standing in line, and John Williams music playing in the background), and let me tell you, the Great Wolf Lodge needs a lesson. Yikes! Once you get past the giant wooden (or faux wooden) wolves in front of the hotel, you are accosted by a theme-filled lobby: stuffed wolves on platforms on either side of the fireplace, three stories high... a clock-tower with a Pocahontas-style Indian that animates in a show three times a day... there's even a little fiberglass squirrel sitting on top of the trash can -- creepy! Then when you get to your room, the wallpaper is bears, wolves, moose and elk (see picture of bathroom wallpaper) ; the sofa pattern is bears and moose... the rustic wooden furniture is everywhere. Bleh.

Oh right, forgot to mention that, much as I tried to stay home for an entire month, I ended up having to come speak on a panel at a meeting in Cincinnati. Back home tomorrow, thunderstorms permitting.

Update: And while I'm posting, I should add that the Ben Stein movie is now #12 on the list of top grossing documentaries of all time. Double-bleh.

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Anonymous said…
On behalf of the people of Cincinnati, I apologize. I will point out that Mason is NOT Cincinnati, but that does not excuse the wallpaper. Nothing excuses that wallpaper. /ehj
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